"Parents! Let your kids dig through the salad bar with their dirty hands! The only classy way is the Essex way!"
"The Studio screens are awesomely intimate for a great viewing experience!"
"This place serves a great breakfast sandwich and a perfect cup of coffee. There's no need to feather the nest of Whitbread's shareholders by going to Costa and paying lots more."
"Simply one of the best pizzas I've ever had! The ingredients were of exceptionally good quality and very tasty, with a superb base! Go nowhere else on this island for pizza!"
"Relax, chat, enjoy yourself. This is not a fast food restaurant, so don't expect to be in and out in a hurry."
"Awesome views over the city! Grab a table near the window for the chance of a spectacular sunset."