"If you are one of the unfortunate purple that are afraid of horses like I am. This is not the place for you"
"The menu says your traditional breakfast comes with "pancakes" with a "s". But in reality you only get one pancake."
"I wish they cooked their egg whites in olive oil."
"Saturday morning is the best time to hoop"
"Keep an eye on your vehicle temp"
"The apple crisp was good, pizza was ok, first drink was watered down, but next one was ok. I wish they played music as the night continued."