"Gotta try the bar snack ribs!"
"Absolutely love the place, but don't open a tab with them unless you can afford to have them charge u and hold at least $20 from ur account for a week."
"Always race by the bushes in the back...it has the best coverage ;)"
"Try to steal the mayorship from Hwood?? Impossible."
"Rooms are decent, but don't expect towels, heat, or food that's not expired..."
"This elevator consumes about 15 minutes of my day...slowest elevator in the world!!!"