"There is always table service upstairs.. ALWAYS."
"PRO TIP: order in, get excellent chips, extra salsa, and extra rice and beans. eat all the chips and take the rest home. they are my second home. always here for me 24/7!!!!!!"
"Free condoms and HIV testing every Tuesday."
"Don't be an ass to the clerks. They serve you well."
"When you cant decide between two, get both!!"
"Spartys charges 45 cents for a half ounce of butter."