"Cheap tortas & cheetos w/the cheese!"
"Cash only, no refills, Mambo #5 on the jukebox."
"Yow! The burgers cause orgasms!"
"If you go around 4 AM you'll have access to the fresh pastries, fresh being a relative term here. Here's a tip: let's raise our collective standards."
"If you get coffee, open your soul up to the waiter and they will pour your coffee into a mug that will give you a window into the core of your being."