"Slowest service I've ever seen at a subway, perfect if you're waiting for rush hour to die down"
"Best South American waxing, worth the 30 minute drive!!"
"Order a blue moon, very good!"
"The greens are sucksville!! The practice green is nothing like the course greens"
"Great place to enjoy a game of Texas holdem in the garage!!!"
"Only thing to do here is drink!!!"