"Mo's is great. The gobbler is super tasty."
"If you like a little heat, ask for a chupacabra. It's got cayenne!"
"The laundry fairy shows up here on the regular."
"Make sure to start a stamp card. Buy 10, get one free."
"They don't have a scanner to use with the iPhone starbucks app, so don't plan to pay via that method"
"This one shuts down at the slightest rain. If it's overcast, ride before the rain starts or you may be turned away from the party!"