"Slushy machines are always broke."
"Whoever is in the photo's have horrible decks. Just sayin'"
"If you want to grab some food before drinking than this is the spot downtown. Grab a pizza, play a round of pool, then drink without getting fucked up."
"Chipotle is better. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻"
"Peppered turkey is full of win."