"Ask for Nancy to be your server! (...and then let her know you found that out on Foursquare)"
"My favorite toppings are Captain Crunch, almonds, coconut flakes, and granola over Coconut & Pistachio Yogurt!"
"Shot girls are there to give you a good time. Be nice or leave! They're only trying to do their job! Aside from that, drink up! You're on Bourbon! What else are you there to do?!?"
"Thursday is Ladies Night. Cenla Derby Dames are always partying there."
"Save money, buy gallons!"
"Throw your cigarette butts in the trash or get your ass kicked by the gardener."