"Worst place ever. Avoid at all costs on weekends. Not worth waiting in line for 30 minutes playing Angry Birds when I can do that at home in my underwear."
"There is Gatorade in the cafeteria vending machine for those coming in with hangovers."
"O.N.E. coconut water is only $1.90 here. Great price and perfect for hangovers!"
"No drinking fountains. :("
"Take-away orders come in cute brown boxes."
"BYOB. Arrive early to snag good seats."