"Expect to wait for a table, even if there is no one else waiting and 17 tables currently open. Sorry you're party is not here yet."
"Plan on repeating your order at least 3 times and it still being wrong. If you order a "wrap" plan on something that more closely resembles a mess with strips of tortilla on it."
"This location needs more comfortable chairs!"
"Sit and debate about Star Wars with your awesome boyfriend. Then stare at the ceiling art and drink coffee."
"The mayor is pretty awesome here..."
"Ellipticals have been broken for MONTHS!"