"Everyone in these parts is selling a lobster roll. But the reason to get yours here is for a perfectly crafted roll, a dynamite view, and the RUM PUNCH. Like Voltron, these together are unstoppable."
"Don't forget your noodle!"
"The laundry facilities are adequate, but it's the starch and tacos that you'll fall in love with."
"I love this place. The Campecanos Tacos are probably one of the best tacos I've ever eaten in my entire life. Their house-made chorizo will have its way with your taste buds. In a good way."
"If someone yells "BINGO!" and it's verified the Bingo is NOT valid, you must crumple up your used sheets and throw them at the offender while booing loudly. It's a sacred Indian tradition."
"5,50€ for a cup of mediocre tea? Overpriced food and service that leaves a lot to be desired. At least they're open until 23:00 if you're desperate for nourishment."