"Try the pumpkin curry. You'll thank me later."
"This pace smells like anger and despair."
"Probably the only Hampton Inn I've been to that does not have cookies everyday or a manager's reception."
"Friendly, but I overheard the waiter say they have orange chicken alternating with sesame chicken, "which is exactly the same except one has sesame seeds." :-\"
"Be conservative on choosing how much spicy you choose. 2 out of 4 would be 4 out of 4 in other restaurants."
"Wanted to stop in and check this place out. But the doors were locked at 5, when their hours say they close at 7."