"Peanut Butter Bacon Burger Thai Style"
"Get the Peanut Butter Bacon Burger Thai Style with spicy fries."
"Good homemade Mexican food. CASH ONLY"
"Get the Ghetto Potato. Enough for two."
"Needs new arm rest cushions..."
"No telling how many latex objects may be found at the bottom of this hot tub. Then again, they are probably rarely used here. Just makes the water that much more desirable for those crazy drunkards."