"Get a ‘64 and an old fashioned, and just be happy for 90 minutes."
"Home of the big island’s okayest mai tai."
"Basically the Arby’s of Piña Coladas. Sad."
"Other restaurants: we can’t possibly do more than one style of food well. Alfredo’s: hold my beer. Try the Yakisoba!"
"Amazing beer list, and great prices on all of it."
"The park system’s okayest restrooms."