"The absolute slowest drive thru ever!!"
"Look up and marvel at the biggest damn ceiling fan ever!!"
"My order was actually right this time...very rare...very rare indeed..."
"One of my biggest pet peeves. Guys that are too lazy to walk from an actually parking spot so they block the diesel pumps."
"Food is excellent and the service in the bar area is outstanding!"
"The Big Kid Grilled Cheese is quite possibly THE best grilled cheese ever!"