"The chef is a super cool guy and has brought some awesome new items to the menu. Good local product prepared in an awesome way."
"If you are not at my house standing by my grill don't check in here. Don't be a foursquare stalker."
"Food was awful. Also don't trust a place that can't spell European."
"Mike is right. Give the mayor a dollar."
"Try to remember the fingering for Ab."
"Home of the loudest middle school band ever."