"Let them dump it on. I would like some bagel with my cream cheese."
"Customer service ladies will be bitches when customers treat them like dirt. Be friendly to us low wage red shirted employees and get respect in return :)"
"Dey cheez kerds is guuuud to."
"The Intersection apparently doesn't know how to offer a special on foursquare. What they have on there now would be more suited for a tip or to-do"
"I know him. And he does. Go through his lane and call him a creeper. Eh-heh!"
"Get the gyro with garlic butter on a grilled pita. Also, go authentic. Lamb is tasty!"