"Not worth it. Not a lot of variety. Go to a real mall."
"The cafeteria is amazing."
"Gross. Never eating hospital food even from cafeteria. Ghetto!"
"Ask for cracklin nuts special. Sure to please the nuttiest connoisseur."
"Tell the guard at the entrance gate you were given code 111111 and u can win a chance for VIP seating at TC's Houston's Premiere Showbar. Offer good today only 11/11/11."
"Today at SMH is Thursday Theater. Today is interpretive dance. Watch Father Abernathy and SisterJohn Paul Mary and Sister Alexander Rodriguez (aka sis A-Rod) do rendition of Pippin."