"Strawberry blueberry pie is delicious! Make sure to order a slice."
"Want to park 2 motorcycles here? Yup, that'll still be the same price even though you're only using 1 parking space. Lame."
"Text "ASSIST" <your seat number> to 69050 & a bluecoat will help "assist with your situation""
"The wifi password is pizzatime"
"Consider springing for the Concierge access. It's like $20 a night, you get free appetizers, desserts, and breakfast in the morning. Totally worth it, esp if there is more that 1 in your room."
"There are two Starbucks locations very close to each other: this is the one inside Safeway. Skip it & go the the one in the Walgreen's parking lot! That one is the best Starbucks south of SJ!"