"The hot sauce is delicious, but it's sooooooo hot. Worth it."
"I haven't had anything bad yet. Huge menu. The question is Velveeta, just FYI."
"Don't bother asking for it toasted. They won't do it and the bagels are already perfect."
"I really enjoyed the beer here. The bartenders are like pretentious English majors, if that's your thing."
"If you ask nice they'll pop fresh popcorn"