"Getting a steak taco at 12:47 was the best decision I've made in the last 3 weeks."
"If you are here to update your driver's license, make sure you bring two forms confirming the new address."
"Security line: poor queue design."
"Do yourself a favor and get a chicken gyro."
"Overpriced beers. Terrible selection, no blue moon, no Heineken... Sorry didnt know this wasnt a bar...."
"Gotta get the MVP or triple play. The massage/shampoo is awesome."