"If you get any desert, get the maracuya desert. Such a great desert!!"
"You need to be able to speak and understand Spanish to get the jokes here"
"Watch out for wildlife and bicyclists...they are always around"
"Get the hot dog...it will be the best hot dog you've ever had"
"Great staff of groomers and a great place to go for pet grooming on a budget"
"Unbelievable beds!!...but, there's really nothing nearby"