"Slowest, most incompetent staff I've encountered in a while. Waited more than an hour for food and it came out wrong."
"Hello is where wax dreams come true."
"Patrick and Dan Carey are the best bartenders in town."
"God's gift to vegetarians. Sweet potato fries are a must-have. Can't wait for Detroit location to open!"
"The Veggie Machine is the best vegetarian sammich in town. It must be made with unicorn butter and seasoned with crack."