"One of the few bars that has Pliny the Elder on tap."
"They open earlier on the weekends than other places nearby like Forbidden Island or American Oak. That works for me."
"Betty Reid-Soskin has some fascinating stories to tell and is a spry 91 year old park ranger who has lived through some serious changes in our country. Talk to her if you go!"
"The ladye of the house is skilled in the arts of both intrigue and mixology. And her feline companion seems to possess a flair for the dramatic and a fondness for costumes."
"The tea selection is out of this world."
"The Dark Half is becoming a thing. Come to Swell on the second Thursday of the month and enjoy some excellent dark and sexy music."