"For better ice cream, try the Carvel on Larkfield instead."
"Worst Carvel ever! They shut their machines off until you order ice cream, then they turn them on for 5 seconds before they pump the ice cream. It comes out funny and is melted before you leave."
"Guy always greets you when you walk in. Never had a bad meal from Broadway Pizza."
"Theresa is the best. Recognizes you by name every time you walk in."