"Made reservation...no wait at all. Seated with a great group. Lots of fun, yummy food and cool onion volcano trick!"
"Knock! Our doorbell doesn't work."
"All summer the LRC is going through a major remodel... there are no quiet study areas. Please don't tell construction workers and staff to be quiet is unrealistic."
"The LRC is going to look very different after the summer..."
"Check out the career room for books to help with AP tests, SAT, ASVAB and how to write a resume."
"Bartender knows how to pull a proper pint of Guinness."