"I pull the ball like crazy so don't park where I can put it, still looking to shatter a wind shield. Yes im that guy. Yay pelota!"
"Coffee is most excellent on any bogus adventure. Also get some rad biker gear on the cheap. If you're feeling randy, grab some Popeye's chicken & live it up hayseed."
"Awesome amazing service and upgraded our room without even asking. Thank you! 2 beds! :)"
"Use the women's restroom or pee before you come here, people love to take their time."
"Use the women's restroom or pee before you come here. :/"