"Call it National or go back to your podunk town."
"Great service, great cuts. Very friendly and locally owned. Never had a problem!"
"Get. The. Ham. Sit at the counter if you can and get the full diner experience. There’s a giant ham right at the griddle and it’s delicious. Get the ham, get some potatoes, get happy."
"Chocolate frosted cupcakes or donuts are the best around. Call in special orders well in advance."
"GET EL JEFE!!!! Supreme bagel sandwich. Any bagel is gonna be tasty."