"Smell the dryers before you put your clothes in it they might come out smelling like someone just smoked a bowl in them."
"Fuck. I meant snack time."
"Get a good seat before anyone else gets there otherwise you're stuck on the floor looking like a two-year-old sitting Indian style at preschool snake time."
"Just watching The Young and the Restless while I converse with crackheads."
"Pretty sure you have to walk to Canada from the front desk to get to your room. Not a fun walk when you've got a dick ton of camera gear. Park in the park."
"The lava lamps all right."