"The most fun place to hang with a few old-timers and hear some good stories"
"Try the chocolate treats! You just have to dig through the sand in the box in the mud room. But watch out for kitties"
"I stinks like ivies up in here"
"Get your chipotl-away ready"
"I would classify as a walmart display house"
"This place is sweet, come hang on the roof balcony"