Nick DeFrange

"The best place to get your oil changed. Nice, honest workers, and they won't try any funny business to get into your pockets. I love coming here in between my other errands. it's so convenient."

"Never before have I had the urge to DRINK A CHANDELIER."

"Moms red potatoes are truly the best ever. She's making them right now and then I'm going to eat them. ALL of them. None for dad even."

"Thanks for checking in! But PLEASE turn off your phone before the performance starts..."

"You are awesome for checking in here."

"If you aren't doing it right now, you should see "COMPLETENESS." Just sayin'"