"Bring your own food and drink. Unless you have a high disposable income."
"Watch out for the slave ewok baggage handlers. You may accidentally take one home."
"Not a better place in the whole of the north east if scouting for boys is your thing."
"Do not give money to the street urchins who reside near the freezer. They have sharp teeth. And they eat ppl whole!"
"Avoid the left cubical in the gents. There's a rather angry gazelle in there. He bites."
"Watch out for the fearsome tigers in the furniture department."