Nick Shay

"Shit cocktails."

"I had the 'assorted sushi rolls' from the lunch menu at the bar. 15 rolls selected by the chef for only £12.50, it was delicious and unsuprisingly . . . very filling."

"Horrible, horrible people."

"Great day out, but make sure you get a 2for1 voucher online first."

"Very 80's cuisine, but nostalgic enough to be enjoyable. Lovely service and the food wasn't bad either."

"I really wouldn't bother."