"If I could get enough privacy to stick my dick in the clam sauce and fuck the living shit out of it I would give this place 5 stars. But instead? 5 stars anyways."
"Fuck this retard magnet..."
"I wouldnt get anything fried here. Broiled is definitely the way to go here for the flavor. The price is high but the quality is good."
"Crude horny old rednecks, karaeoke, beer so cold you have to chew it at times. Everything Ive ever wanted in a bar"
"Province of Beer Thirty"