"Happy hour runs until 9 pm and the jukebox is free on Sunday night. Put on the entire Carpenters record just because it's a metal bar and metalheads HATE the carpenters."
"At this fine establishment, you can buy $7 ice cream, with freezer burn, served to you by a sighing 20-something who mutters to himself "perfect timing" when you pull out your credit card. A+ exp."
"Beware the wizard, for he is kind to none."
"Great sight lines. Sit in club level 107!"
"On st Patrick's day, they play House of pain non-stop but I'll take it over the current dropkick Murphy's album."