"Ask them to show you what to do if you order a Dosa and, like me, don't have a clue how to eat it."
"The mojito is very popular at only 60 baht."
"The chicken BBQ is gorgeous. The mojito is huge and only 60 baht."
"If they have live music, leave before you sit down! It'll be dreadful karaoke-style singing by tone-deaf amateurs."
"Happy hour from 5-7pm suits me. It's a nice end to breakfast."