"This place is rad, friendly people, good selection, great service."
"Coconut water, baby bananas, and mangos!"
"The only place you can get Kid Robot swag in this city!"
"Best bartender in the city. Plus Asa is super cute and friendly."
"Yeah, just go here, it's a good spot."
"Schmohz is awesome! Kiss my scottish arse is a great scotch ale"