Nick Piesco

"You will land in Miami; but to get to passport control, you have to take a train to Fort Lauderdale and then walk to Fort Pierce."

"Never mind, it *is* 5 to 8. Intra-staff communication not the strong suit here."

"Regardless of what the multiple huge signs outside say, Monday trivia is at 9, *not* 5 to 8."

"I'm not sure how I went for years without ordering mine on sourdough, but please don't make the same mistake. Get yours on sourdough."

"If it looks even remotely crowded around the bar, walk away. The odds of you getting a drink during the reign of the current monarch are slim to none."

"The house dressing, a sundried-tomatoey vinaigrette as far as we can tell, is awesome; but don't bother asking Mary for the recipe -- it's a secret. The truly daring speedball it with ranch."