"Don't show up early to hang with Nancy. In fact, don't show up on time either."
"Useless. The book you need is never there."
"Stripper pole, blacklights, and a wooden figure of pigs screwing. Home."
"You can't beat the trivia nights here. Combined with beer specials, it makes for a killer night."
"A pitcher of good beer and a wingburger? Usually where I bring first dates."