"Great, authentic Ajiaco!!!"
"The barista was busy flirting with some trashy girl instead of making my Pumpkin Spice latte and after 7 minutes of waiting (no one before me) he finally made it and it's the worst one I've had"
"Bring a flashlight to see the menu, it's so dark in here"
"Don't forget to bring a ski jacket and some mittens, it's beyond freezing in this horrible place"
"The food is always great"