"Great sushi! Go on half price Sundays"
"The new skinny slice is great!!"
"Don't forget to order shrimp sauce and hot sauce!! Only order double meat if you're sharing!"
"Confirm cruise parking special!!! On the phone they said free parking and $6 a person transportation $24! Check in less than 24 hrs later and it's 40%off terminal parking, $9/day $36! Not the quote"
"They like a little game called "ding dong and ditch"."
"There's a crazy guy that keeps creeping on my turf!!!"