"Its cold! Come in with your own mug and get a coffee refill for 49 cents!"
"Whoever made this check in doesn't know how to read addresses... Anyway, kickass awesome people work there. Super friendly!"
"Bring your own anything. Really. :) esp. stuff to make a Root Boot - a White Russian with root beer! Yum!"
"Put your lotto numbers on a bet slip, please. This way, you don't annoy the cashiers and you won't have thee possibility of having messed up numbers :-)"
"Donate loose change to help fight muscular dystrophy today."