"Free line dancing lessons on Monday nights at seven."
"Oh and "Coldest beer in town" with a temperature gauge to prove it."
"Usually not busy here. Decently priced. Beer bar only. Beer bong upon request. "Beers, Babes, Bikinis!""
"Ask for chopped chilies on your burger!"
"Beat down double wide. Water damage in the ceiling. Hipster bar for sure. All the karaoke is seventies and prior to."
"Eight ball double elimination pool tournament on Monday nights. Starts about nine thirty, five dollar entry."