"Ali is amazing! The Turn It Up Dog class is my favorite."
"It's true that Laurent, one of the evening clerks, is horrible. Everyone else has been so kind, but he's rude for absolutely no reason. He must have a miserable life to be so outwardly ugly to people!"
"If you give your email address online, you can get a $5 off $25 coupon."
"Don't even bother. Lazy employee sent me over to North/Wood location, so that's where I'll be going from now on!"
"Ruslana for manis/pedis. Nataliya for waxing!"