"Hog a six top with your MacBook"
"Hey mami you sexy hey mami you beautiful"
"After hours hobo drinking party on patio during warm months bring your own mace"
"30 pack of piss beer less than twenty bucks"
"Like the police sang don't stand so close to me"
"Who is that dapper old guy and why is he omnipresent? Same goes for blonde calf baring hippie guy. There's so many better things to do than loiter in 60626"