"Thursday sandwich special: large Porchetta! HANDS DOWN THE BEST SANDWICH IN MANHATTAN"
"$1 BEERS ALL SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cheers"
"Ask to host events in their back pool/ TV room. Great venue"
"Inhale a feast. Nap. Run 10 miles to recover"
"Best haircut in Blacksburg without question"