"Fried pickes!! Also, try the rice pudding. It is SO good!"
"Come here when you can't go to Best Buy..but don't come when there are 5 other people here..it's entirely too crowded."
"The steaks are paper thin??!? The fat chick that complained about that needs to stick to Sirloin Stockade. Endless meals Oink!"
"Don't ever expect fresh coffee here..of ANY coffee, for that matter..the coffee drinkers here like to empty the pots and leave them sitting there empty. You almost ALWAYS have to make your own coffee"
"Suggestion: remove the coffee bars until people are courteous enough to make fresh coffee or at the very least, SHUT THE BURNERS OFF when they so very graciously empty a coffee pot."