"Don't bother trying to get a free cookie with the newbie offer, they won't honor it."
"The photo is right, the address is wrong."
"If Pearline is cooking expect to wait 30+ minutes for your food."
"Don't hold your breath trying to get a lollipop."
"These people in the pharmacy have no idea what they're doing. And we've let them have licenses to handle and distribute our medications?"