"The strawberry milkshakes are to die for"
"Free internet with the coupon code hotelpass"
"Possibly the best baked beans I have ever had!"
"This JJ is under new ownership and they are committed to doing it right. Freaky fast deliveries!"
"Don't go here if you plan on running or jogging because it's not allowed"
"Its not really a free zoo if you cant find free parking!"